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Don't Be A Prick

$65.00

Stay cozy and chaotic with the Don’t Be a Prick Hoodie, featuring the iconic silly cactus holding a knife — the perfect mix of cute, unhinged, and totally on-brand for the ilyKalopsia community.

Made for comfort and personality, this hoodie is soft, warm, and durable enough for gaming marathons, lazy days, or throwing hands with life’s nonsense. The bold graphic gives instant “Kal energy” — playful, a little feral, and impossible not to laugh at.

Why You Need It:
🌵 Hilarious cactus-with-a-knife illustration — peak gremlin vibes
✨ Soft, cozy interior perfect for long streams or chill days
🎮 A fun way to rep ilyKalopsia both online and IRL
🔥 High-quality print that stays vibrant wash after wash
😌 Unisex fit made for comfort and everyday wear

Whether you’re a long-time Kal fan or just love a little chaotic aesthetic, this hoodie makes a statement: be kind… or the cactus might not be.

Add it to your collection. 🌸🌵

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag


Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Don't Be A Prick Size Guide

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Size label A B C
S
27.75
22 1/2
22 1/2
M
28.75
23 1/2
22 1/2
L
29.75
24.75
24.25
XL
30.75
26
24.25
2XL
31.75
27.25
25 1/2
3XL
32.75
28.25
27

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A LengthPlace the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.B WidthPlace the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.C Sleeve lengthPlace one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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